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2011-2012 NFL Predictions

Haven’t blogged in forever!! But predicting the NFL season is always fun every year. I’m gonna put my prediction down for every single team, Yes, all 32. I have a ton of time on my hands, so I figure I would kill a few hours doing this. So here we go. National Football Conference NFC EAST Philadelphia Eagles - 12-4 - Division Champs With the addition of Nnamdi Asomugha and DRC, the ...

Aug 2nd

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WEEK 4 NFL PODCAST Me and WAC dissect NFL Shit...

Oct 1st

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Week 3 NFL Podcast Me and my bro WAC Dissect some...

Sep 23rd

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WAC The Doggs: The first ever Billy and Diggins... →

Sep 7th

Jul 9th

JokeHof Standing (Week 21)

1. Chris Connors (17-3) - (18 Points) COIN TOSS (8-3) 2. Matthew Diggins (16-4) - (21 Points) COIN TOSS (9-4) 3. Landis Shook (11-9) - (11 Points) COIN TOSS (6-8) 4. Tyler Gines (11-9) - (10 Points) COIN TOSS (5-9) 5. Stephan Maeder (11-9) - (8 Points) COIN TOSS (8-4) 6. Brian Parcon (10-10)...

May 24th

JokeHOF Standing (Week 17)

1. Chris Connors (15-1) - (18 Points) COIN TOSS RECORD (6-1) 2. Matthew Diggins (13-3) - (21 Points) COIN TOSS RECORD (6-3) 3. Tyler Gines (10-6) - (10 Points) COIN TOSS RECORD (4-6) 4. Stephan Maeder (8-8) - (8 Points) COIN TOSS RECORD (5-3) 5. Larry Rodriguez (8-8) - (2 Points) COIN TOSS RECORD (7-1) 6. Tyler Wogalter (7-9) - (11 Points) COIN...

Apr 26th

JokeHOF Standings (Week 13)

1. Chris Connors (11-1) - (16 Points) COIN TOSS RECORD (4-1) 2. Matthew Diggins (10-2) - (20 Points) COIN TOSS RECORD (4-2) 3. Tyler Gines (8-4) - (9 Points) COIN TOSS RECORD (3-4) 4. Landis Shook (7-5) - (9 Points) COIN TOSS RECORD (3-5) 5. Stephan Maeder (7-5) - (8 Points) COIN TOSS RECORD (4-1) 6. Larry Rodriguez...

Mar 30th

JokeHOF Standings (Week 9)

1. Chris Connors (8-0) - (15 Points) 2. Matthew Diggins (7-1) - (17 Points) 3. Landis Shook (5-3) - (8 Points) 4. Tyler Gines (5-3) - (6 Points) 5. Stephan Maeder (4-4) - (7 Points) 6. Tyler Wogalter (3-5) - (8 Points) 7. Ryan O’Reilly (3-5) - (2 Points) 8. Larry Rodriguez (3-5) - (2 Points) 9. Brian Parcon (2-6) - (5 Points) 10. Billy Connell (0-8) - (4 Points) Brian has really...

Mar 1st

Feb 10th

JokeHOF Standings (Week 5)

Okay, we’ve already been doing this for a month and things are starting to shape up for the playoffs. Here are the standings after the first four weeks. 1. Matthew Diggins (4-0) - (16 points) 2. Chris Connors (4-0) - (11 points) 3. Landis Shook (4-0) - (8 points) 4. Brian Parcon (2-2) - (5 points) 5. Tyler Gines (2-2) - (3 points) 6. Tyler Wogalter (1-3) - (6 points) 7. Stephan...

Feb 1st

2009 NFL Playoff Predictions

NFC WILD CARD ROUND GREEN BAY PACKERS (11-5) - 28 vs. ARIZONA CARDINALS (10-6) -20 PHILADELPHIA EAGLES (11-5) - 14 vs. DALLAS COWBOYS (11-5) - 27 AFC WILD CARD ROUND NEW YORK JETS (9-7) - 17 vs. CINCINNATI BENGALS (10-6) - 21 BALTIMORE RAVENS (9-7) - 20 vs. NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS (10-6) - 24 NFC DIVISIONAL ROUND GREEN BAY PACKERS (11-5) - 34 vs. NEW ORLEANS...

Jan 7th

The Top 10 Greatest NFL Teams of All Time

Now this is just my opinion, obviously. Please keep that in mind. These are what I think are the greatest teams to ever play professional football in the modern, Super Bowl era. 10. 2004 NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS (17-2) I believe that this was the best of the Patriots teams to win the Super Bowl. They won it for the second consecutive year, winning three out of four. They got every team’s...

Jan 5th

Jan 2nd

Happy Holidays!

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Dec 25th

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Tyler,

Yeah man, you can give up. Sorry but the Browns don’t have a shot. Better luck next yea…. Well actually better luck in two years…. You know I think the Browns will be great in like 20 years, so here’s to 2029! Cleveland Browns, 13-3, Super Bowl Champs!

Sep 25th

Not giving up yet!

Okay, Billy, calm the fuck down. I know the Seahawks have a lot of injuries but it’s week 2. Let’s see what happens. None of your players are out for the entire season. So far, the Patriots have barely won their first game and they couldn’t do anything on offense in their second game. We should be 0-2. But, I am not giving up on them. We still have plenty of time to get...

Sep 23rd

2009 Predictions

Haven’t blogged in a long time, but with the new release of Madden NFL 10 and the return of Tom Brady to the football field, I felt that I should write down my predictions for the 2009 NFL season. I’m going to be as realistic as I can. I do love the Patriots but I’m trying not to be biased. No, I’m not picking them to go undefeated. NFC West Arizona Cardinals (10-6) ...

Aug 19th

May 6th

What you've all been waiting for... or what like...

Well, it’s completely finished. I know all of you have been waiting for it. The sequel to the greatest film ever made… Epic Fate II has been written by myself and Landis Shook. It’s okay, I hope it lives up to the original written and directed by none other than Larry Rodriguez. Here’s how Landis and I are hoping to cast this masterpiece. Please let me know if you...

Apr 30th

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Apr 7th

I apologize

I would like to apologize to everyone. I’m sorry… I just watched “Twilight” last night and honestly… It wasn’t that bad. I somewhat enjoyed it. I didn’t love it but it kept me entertained and I wanted to see what was going to happen. I know I am now less of a man and no one will respect me. There is nothing I can do. I have to be honest. The acting...

Mar 25th

Enter Watchmen

I Just saw the movie we’ve all been waiting for last night at midnight. First off, it was phenominal. Zach Snyder did a wonderful job adapting the film from the graphic novel. He almost left nothing out. Except the goddamned squid!! But I suppose that’s not that big of a deal. This movie was great and everyone should see it. It was not better than The Dark Knight however. ...

Mar 7th

Feb 19th

LOTR

Gines, Chris and I finally finished all of the extended versions of The Lord Of Rings. These movies are perfect. The biggest complaint with everyone is that they’re too long. I wish they would last longer. I cried when they ended. These are, with a doubt, three of the greatest movies ever made.

Feb 17th

This goes out to all you haters...

I needed to say this. There are so many people who just hate other people. And despite what some people think, I can honestly say that I don’t hate anyone. This includes you Connor… I just thought that was a funny blog. I have nothing against you man. I dislike certain people but I don’t hate anyone. I think that, and it may sound cheesy, life is too short to hold...

Feb 17th

The true essence of Diggins

I realized today that I no longer think about the fact that someone is calling me by my last name when they call me Diggins. I have probably been called Matt by people who are my friends less than 30 times in the last three years. I don’t really care. I don’t mind if people call me Diggins, because that is my name but sometimes when I really think about it, it’s a little...

Feb 9th

Try this at home

This morning was very interesting. I awoke feeling quite hungry. Now, I hadn’t eaten in about twenty hours, so I prepared myself some toast. I put it in the toaster and toasted it till it was nice and brown. I put equal amounts of butter all around it and then I sprinkled cinnamon sugar on top of it. I now had cinnamon toast, which if you haven’t tried it, you should. It’s...

Feb 6th

My father: “You know Matthew… You swear a little too much in your blogs.” Me: “Hey, fuck you dad!” Anyone that knows me: “You didn’t really say that did you?” Me: “No… I told him I’d try to toon it down a little.”

Feb 5th

Can't believe it's been a year...

Ah yes, today is February 3rd, 2009. Many of you know it as just a Tuesday. Just a day nearing the midpoint of the week. Well… for me, it is a day that will live in infamy. I know some of you will say, “Diggins, you can’t compare this to Pearl Harbor.” And to you I say this, “Fuck you! I will do whatever I damn well please!” This day is the anniversary...

Feb 4th

Fuck this team!

That’s right, back to back blogs starting with fuck this! Anyway… We just finished the Super Bowl and I can say that I’m less than thrilled. The Pittsburgh Steelers win their sixth Super Bowl in their franchise. THEY SHOULD ONLY HAVE FOUR! About three years ago, the Seahawks out-played the Steelers and besides a nice run by Willy Parker and some bullshit trick play by Hines...

Feb 2nd

Fuck this kid!

I just learned recently that there is actually a kid who hates these things, as follows: My best friends Billy and Tyler Wogalter, Landis. He hates football and worst of all… He hates the new Kanye album, 808’s and Heartbreak! What the Fuck!!!! Fuck Connor Donnelly! This kid sucks! I’m sorry if I’m offending some of you but how the fuck can anyone hate football. If...

Jan 27th

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Jan 16th

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I cannot thank Tyler enough...

Tyler has put a completely new aspect into my life. He has changed me forever. I will never be the same again… While Tyler was here over the break, he introduced me to something so profound. Something so divine and I cannot thank him enough for it… Tyler introduced me to a little thing called lol.com Probably the best website there is out there and I am now going to save every...

Jan 13th

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Jan 12th

Thank God for Franchise!

(Not Steve Francis) I learned about a week and a half ago that my hero, Tom Brady, might have to sit out next season. We all know that Brady missed this entire year with a torn ACL. Matt Cassel stepped in and did a wonderful job. He’s now a free agent and will definitely want a large sum of money for his new contract. I was extremely worried that The Pats would have to let either Brady...

Jan 6th

2009

Well it’s a New Year and it’s time to change this life around. I don’t really know what to do, I just want things to be different. It’s not that things are bad, I just want to stop waiting for something to happen. Someone asked me, “Diggins, when are you going to stop waiting for life to happen to you?” The answer: I don’t really know. I wish it could...

Jan 2nd

My Top 10 Quarterbacks

When you’re a big football fan, it is pretty common for football to dominate the majority of the conversations you will have with fellow football fans. One thing that we seem to all ask each other is, “who is your top ten?” or “who is your top five?” This is most commonly used to ask about quarterbacks, since this is certainly the most important position in the...

Dec 28th

“He said the original Longest Yard was much better than the new one with Adam...”

– Tyler Wogalter

Dec 23rd

On "The Happening"

It was simply one of the worst movies ever made, yet… why is it one of my favorites? Who knows…

Dec 21st

Snow

No, not the (Hey Oh) song by the Red Hot Chili Peppers but what is going on right now. I’m sure that if you’ve looked out your window today, you’ve seen that it’s been snowing pretty heavily. That should be most of you, except Chris Connors, who probably did his usual, wake up at 2:00 pm and play W.O.W. until 4:00 in the morning routine. Anyway, you’ve all...

Dec 18th

The one thing I hate above all other things

I’m sure there are many of you that can relate to my frustration with this problem. Now, some of you may know that I absolutely despise this but people continue to do it and I will continue to hate them for it. Say you’re having a conversation with someone and they say, “Oh you’ll never guess what I learned the other day!” And, naturally, you respond with,...

Dec 12th

My Top 10 Favorite Movies

1. Jerry Maguire My all time favorite movie. It has everything: Romance, humor, sports and my favorite actor, Tom Cruise. This is certainly his finest performance as a sports agent who gained a conscience. Say what you want about Cuba Gooding Jr. but he was phenomenal in this film. If you’ve never seen it, go out and see it. If you have, go out and see it again. 2. The Dark...

Dec 11th

Why am I so pathetic?

I might be the most pathetic man on the planet. I was thinking about instances where I put the fact that I’m a bitch on display. Here’s a good one: About two months ago I was at a drinking party. I was taken there by force by Billy. I was not having a very good time at all. Landis was the only one that could possibly cheer me up at all with his antics. I’m standing at the...

Dec 10th